Living in the country in a house with no name

8 months ago by Jeff Woods |

Not to be confused with ‘Horse with no name’ … I’m talking about a house.  Let me explain.

Reading the Eric Clapton bio, in advance of doing the recent two part series featuring his incredible career, I discovered that he, like so many of his friends and contemporaries from England, lived in homes that had names.   Eric’s first home ‘Hurtwood, Keith Richards’ 60′s residence ‘Redlands’, George Harrison’s 60′s estate ‘Kinfauns’, and easily the most celebrated & documented of them all, John Lennon’s ‘Tittenhurst Park’, which he and Yoko would sell to Ringo and move to New York.   That’s the Lennon mansion’s back door above.  You can see their front door  as pictured on the cover of the Beatles Hey Jude album.

Living full time in so-called ‘cottage country’ Canada, naming your home appears to not only be acceptable, but expected.

Haven’t met Mrs Swingletree yet.

 I’ll bet these people throw garden parties and serve tea and scones.

And of course, the local dealer.

We’re stuck on a name for our place.  Something with a little punch, something out of the ordinary. Short of posting a photo, let me give you a couple clues as to what our place looks like and what goes on, perhaps you can give me a suggestion as to what we should call it?

The house is made of lots of charcoal coloured stone, cedar and pine, with lots of big trees on the property. A gargoyle (Herman) sits above the front door.   Loud music (canned or live) can often be heard coming from the rear.  Ocassional camp fires burn, dogs run, parties and occasional debauchery ensues.  (We’re planning for a swimming pool one day, semi-contingent on winning the lottery).  Got the picture?

The only thing we’ve come up with some far: 

Pussy Hollow

TrubbleWoods.   

Inclusion of the the surname is optional but not essential.

Help.

Cheers,

Jeff Woods

  

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  • jon

    La Villa

  • Al Reilly

    I am kind of partial to JamFinger Retreat as opposed to something like Woods in the Woods

  • Howard Stacey

    TIGGERWOODS

  • Lisa

    Off the top of my head,
    J-Lo Woods rings of fame
    and fortune and should bring
    the paparazzi running!
    I myself named my house after
    my children, so you might want to consider
    a montage of the important people
    in your life.
    I also like The DUNES, anagram that!!
    Hey, my final answer…
    DUNES WOODS

  • Shier

    1) Woodstock
    2) Junior’s Farm
    3) Rocky Roll
    4) Herman’s Hermitage
    5) Honky Chateau
    6) Chateau Rocknrolla

    ’nuff said…back to my job as a suit!

  • Matt

    Charcwood Hollow

  • dan

    hey jeff,i just thought of a few names for your place up north…norweigen wood…if your middle name is edward, JEW RETREAT…or finally….woody’s place are ya feelin it…good luck!

  • Keith Kidd

    Hey Jeff,

    We also live on a ‘country estate’ and have thought long and hard for a name. I want the word ‘hollow’ in ours.

    I’m not much good at this but I thought I’d try to help out an old school chum. Thus; “Sporting Woods”

    Health and happiness,
    Keith

  • Mexdale

    PARADISE SOUNDS

  • johhny d

    WOODS2, as in squared. Or ‘Dottage Cottage’, if you plan to keep it for a long time.

  • Tamara

    Hermie Wallbanger?

  • Andrew

    Chimera (meaning wild or fantastic conception). You could add Woods or Hollow or Ridge. Serendipity, Bountiful, perhaps?

  • andrew

    Stonewood Cottage

  • Bob in Bradford, On.

    JL.W.Rockville,(Rockland taken by Kim); Liv’n Legends; TLofCILQFM (let the neighbours stop and stare). Enjoy!

  • Jim J

    Norwegian Wood(s)?, Mull of Kintyre …

  • Tom

    Chord of Woods

  • Steve-o

    Sara (ever the joker) likes MorningWood.

    I kinda dig it.

  • Ryan

    just a couple thoughts … StoneWoods – Hogs Hollow North – PineWoods … good luck – Cheers!

  • Douglas

    “Rock Steady”…if you’re going to work from there “Rock Study”.

  • jon

    House of Wood … hehehe… sounds like a movie title, a reeeeleee bad one.. hahaha

  • Elaine

    llandevaud

  • Sarah

    Woods Woods

    Music Woods

    Starry Woods

  • Christina

    Woods Lane?

  • sharon

    How about “Among The Woods”

  • debbie

    cedarwoods place

  • Harold Wismer

    The name for your is simple.

    Woods woods

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