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A book called Sex, Drugs and Bon Jovi? And they had an image of such a clean-cut band. (Warning: This link is NSFW.) Or maybe I’m just a jealous hater. Yeah, probably. Read more here.

Then again, a scandal over old photos where you’re surrounded by naked women is a whole lot cooler than being named the successor to Simon Cowell on American Idol. Really, Steven Tyler, have you been reduced to this?

I hope the producers have a big insurance policy on Steven and a room waiting at Betty Ford after every show. And that sound you just heard was Joe Perry having a stroke.

Finally—and back to NSFW-rated material—Dave Navarro, guitarist for the still-in-business-but-I-can’t-believe-it Jane’s Addiction, says that things are moving along well with the new album. He’s also enjoying his gig as a Penthouse advice columnist.